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bald bep

A term that denotes a person who is infatuated with Ninjago, obsessed with a Roblox game called "Saber Showdown", and is also bald.

esp. someone who suffers from chronic and compulsive halfswinging.
"damn stop halfswinging u bald bep"

"the gamedev is such a bald bep"
by Alverum July 8, 2023
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The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019
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Baldi

Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.
Baldi is fucken hot.
by Baldi's Ruler June 11, 2018
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baldifier

A low-tier bed wars player. Gets boosted hard by Cund and is hated by the whole bed wars community. Also is a hardcore edater.
This one time I saw a Baldifier in bed wars. Absolutely vile.
by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021
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baldheaded jasons

by Gagebong430 December 18, 2017
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baldhead

In Rastafarianism, a baldhead refers to anyone who conforms to common Western standards of hair styling. This is because the short, clean-cut look is often representative (in their eyes) of someone who has adopted a colonial, materialistic and spiritually-bankrupt worldview.

In contrast, a person who grows their hair out, such as into an afro or dreadlocks, is representative (in their eyes) of someone who has let go of obsession with external, physical appearances and turned their attention inward, into the spiritual realm.
"I have never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet.
He is a humble and dreadlocked Nazarene man, look in yourselves and try to understand
Why you've never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet."

- Bunny Wailer (Baldhead Jesus)

"Jah would never give the power to a baldhead
Run come crucify the Dread. "

- Bob Marley (Time Will Tell)
by Ishvara September 13, 2012
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Bald martin

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.
by Rain Katie December 7, 2019
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