bams

For those of us who were not educated at kindergarten, a bam is an Scottish person between the ages of around 8 to 18 who speaks with an accent no-one but fellow bams can understand (often saying stuff like ken fit ye bam). Their clothing consists of brightly coloured fake tracksuits and puffa jackets – a warning for people to stay away, similar to the markings of a wasp. Most will sport a radiant tan – although the furthest they’ve been is to a young offenders’ institute.They’ve been Smoking anything from mud to oregano since they were 3 coz they think it’s hard. They to display this ‘hardness’ by constantly having a cigarette behind one ear, an earring in the other and using the middle finger approach at least 32 times a day. They like to wear a ton of gold jewelery; so high quality the gold rubs off. Hobbies of the bam include drinking, burning down buildings, starting fights and shouting abuse at people.

bam: 'listen ere u feckin posh cunt - im nae a bam n a nae'r will b. I didt want any one kenning - aye? fit ye saying? u dinna get me?? fuck aff.'

by Colette February 21, 2004

bam

1) a famouse pro skater who has his own show.
2) a brand of skateboarding stuff.
3)An exclamation to express ones emotions.

1) Im gona watch viva la bam.
2) I got this new bam board and its totally awesome.
3) so I sneake up to him and BAM! right there.

by Nelly masta May 01, 2004

Bam!

what Emeril says when he comes .

Emeril loudly yelled out "Bam!" , waking his neighbors, when he pulled the schnitzel out of the oven.

by corduroy March 12, 2006

bam

A fad phrase used as a non sequitor to flame people on the World of Warcraft message boards.

Also has lead to the "Dude I'm Zexion" fad.

BAM! I'm Silentstorm

by Eldre'thalas August 18, 2006

bam

a nutter

Haw you! Ya jakey wee bam!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

bam

To signify that you're finished with something.

I just ate all of my cheeseburger. Bam!

by TooTallTyler March 08, 2013

Bam

The city in Iran where 20,000+ people were killed from an earthquake measuring 6.5. Strange how it's only getting about 25% of the news coverage in the UK when the attacks on the World Trade Center, New York got about 95% of the news coverage with 2,500 dead.

"Did you hear about Bam in Iran? Over 20,000 dead. A disaster waiting to happen due to the poor strength of the buildings."

by brendan December 28, 2003