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Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.
"Man it's hot as hell-wait..."
by Courtney April 16, 2005
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BAKERSFIELD GANGS

BAKERSFIELD GANGS =

EASTSIDE CRIPS:

spoonie g crips,
stroller boy crips,
mid city crips,
lakeview gangsta crips,
project crips,
clifton mob crips,

WESTSIDE CRIPS:
westside gangsta crips,
family crips,

SOUTHSIDE/COUNTRY BOY CRIPS (CBC):
watts & lotus blocc crips,
melwood blocc crips aka helwood,
bradshaw hustler gang,
mad blocc crips,
reece & cheetam blocc aka rc blocc,
cottonwood crips,

BLOODS:
westside warlord piru,

SURENOS:
loma bakers 13,
hillside loma bakers 13,
colonia bakers 13,
okie bakers 13,
varrio bakers 13,
bakers sur trece gang,
southside bakers 13,
lil locos (ss bakers),
southgate locos (ss bakers),
by active locc July 17, 2009
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Bakersfield

A city in Central California, roughly 150 miles northeast of Los Angeles. It suffers from a lack of culture, backwards politics, and extremely hot temperatures.

It is the definite area at which the zombie apocalypse will begin.
Hick from Oildale: I love Bakersfield. I'm going to live here forever, smoking meth and sitting on my ass all day.

Me: You do that buddy. You're going to be a zombie anyways.
by stayin'dafuckouttabako May 15, 2010
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bakersfield

a really shit place where the air is as clean and pure as paris hilton
bakersfield. why bother?
by this person December 4, 2004
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Bakeass

1. Someone who does absurd things while under, or as if under the influence of marijuana. Not to be confused with stoner

2. An action a Bakeass would perform
"Stop doing summersaults in the kitchen you bakeass."

Forgetting where your keys are is a stoner move, playing pokemon in your boxers while standing in the corner is a bakeass move

"James Franco is such a bakeass in Pineapple Express"
by emunkpro September 5, 2009
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bakershmiditney

the act of deficateing into a baked good and then tricking an individual into eating said baked good (typicaly one that contained Dutch fudge).
Im going to bakershmiditney you for sharting in my face last night buddy.
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bakesfuck

Doug: dude i got bakesfuck last night
Debris: that's great to know, Douglas
by Logan62098 July 23, 2016
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