crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

by analangus December 5, 2017

Dog Pound Bagpipe

Dog Pound Bag Pipe: essentially the same as a Rusty Trombone however the girl also squeezes your belly until you fart.

I was getting a rimmer but because of the Mexican food it turned into a Dog Pound Bagpipe.

by Sidney Jack November 27, 2016

bagpipes

the missing link between music and noise.

zak: it's not quite music but it's not quite noise, what the hell is it?

Sara:oh that's bagpipes

by painter of unseen art February 21, 2009

Russian Bagpipe

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.

1.
Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.

2.
Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...

by slutmeister June 1, 2009

bagpipe

To have sex by using the armpit of another person for stimulation of the penis until orgasm. The term makes reference to the Irish and Scottish musical instruments of the same name: bagpipes have an airbag that is inflated by the performer, held under the arm, and squeezed. This term is heard most often among gays, but the act can be performed by hetero- or homosexuals.

"I humped my partner's armpit until I came, what we call a bagpipe."

by El Roberto July 7, 2005

flaming bagpipe

the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum

i play a mean flaming bagpipe

by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009

playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003