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bakalar

v. To cause your cell phone to inexplicably and repeatedly malfunction.

This phenomenon affects only the smartphones of Jeff Bakalar, one of the hosts of The 404, CNET Networks. Jeff has an uncanny and unwelcome ability to render a high-tech, fully-functioning smartphone into the a call to customer service and the butt of every malfunctioning cell phone joke on the popular podcast, The 404.

The world wide tech community has been baffled with his technological mishaps, leaving us with only one explanation for Jeff Bakalar's phone issues: Bakalar possesses super mutant powers known only as Bakalariosis
Jeff's Palm Pre has been bakalared nine times in twelve months, having been the replacement to his often bakalared Windows Mobile phone. His new phone, an Evo 4G, was bakalared in a record-setting two weeks.
by soccerush10 June 15, 2010
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Bakalak

Derogatory name for a person of Arabic descent. Derived from the term Bakalakadaka in the movie Team America.
That damn Bakalak just walked right into the market and blew himself up.
by legeros November 23, 2006
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Bakalar

To have horrible luck with technology, especially when concerning cell phones or xbox 360's. Comes form the host of Cnet's 404, who had nine phones in nine months because of malfunctions and broke 5 360's over the course of his life.

To break cell phones.

Should be followed by the proverbially N00B.
Guy 1:Aw man my phone is broken
Guy 2: Looks like you just pulled a Bakalar!!!! N00B
by Kobe das Efx 311 June 14, 2010
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Bakalah

Someone who shows excellency and/or perfection in any subject matter.
Wow I can't believe Johnny got an A on that test.

Ya he's a real Bakalah.
by Gumpuh July 10, 2010
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metrosexual backlash

phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!

Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".

This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.

Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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Natasha Bacallao

Hottest dancer of the Lady Cats(dance team for Charlotte Bobcats). Nutrition fact- Sugar, Concentrated hotness, Everything nice and The hottest body on earth.

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MJ's biggest achievement as the Manager of Basketball Operations.

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The reason that someone will still go to watch a Bobcats game.
Example 1:

I know that MJ will never be a good GM or anything, but he got Natasha Bacallao on the dance team(not a fact), so it's all cool.

Example 2:

Ridiculously good-looking dancer that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.
by Chickipedia February 9, 2009
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Bamalama

giving a girl a nicotine buzz through her clit, going down on a women with a dip in.
I gave her a bamalama, she loved it.
by sixshooter6362 January 2, 2011
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