AutoCorrect-y

that moment when autocorrect hits you hard, and you want to vent to a friend. However you don't know what to say?

person1- "man. This autocorrect is hitting me hard right now. It's basically putting words into my mouth. *Types vigorously to friend* man how do I explain this?

person2- "what's wrong??"

person1- "everything's so autocorrect-y!"

person2- "aaaaaaaH"

everything's so autocorrect-y all the time

by w heeze May 28, 2018

Autocorrecto

When typing on your phone, your autocorrects but in a completely wrong way

Mom! I was asking my prof a question by email, and my phone made an autocorrecto from sick to dick! I'm mortified!!

by thegoodex November 23, 2018

Autocorrect Trip

When a smartphone user goes to town on their autocorrect, essentially pressing the autocorrect button for a word to come up, then pressing the button again, then pressing the button again, then pressing the button again, and so on. Doing this in a long and extended string is known as "unleashing the autocorrect".

Plistinblitzen: You know I can shut down all your shit?
Alphanumeral: no
Gecock: I'm back duckers.
Plistinblitzen: wat?
Alphanumeral: here let me try
Gecock: no
Alphanumeral: a good day and time to meet with me and you can go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it when I see it by the end of the day I was in the shower and then I will be able to make it to the meeting tonight but I don't have any money to pay for the bathroom and I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there you up to today and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow night thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking 😘 tomorrow 😘😉😊😘😉😊😘😉😊 and the laser and the laser 😊😬🕷️👌😊 because I said so many times and I have to go to the store and get something to eat and then pull ups and downs but now I'm going to investigate this time tomorrow morning at your breasts.
Gecock: holy shit dude he just unleashed the autocorrect
Plistinblitzen: no it's just called an autocorrect trip
Gecock: damj it to he'll.

by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020

bad autocorrect

When autocorrect gets a word very very wrong and you meant to say something else.

Person A (via text): Hey, do you want to go to McKinley's?
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect

by W Rich March 5, 2021

Freudian autocorrect

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).

/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected

by secretuser420 December 5, 2022

Autocorrect Syndrome

When you use the internet too much, and start making your swear words clean.

Guy 1: "What the shut?"
Guy 2: "I think you have Autocorrect Syndrome."

by Traingle June 29, 2013

AUTOCORRECT

THE MOST ANNOYINGESEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!

Me:oh
Autocorrect:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHZ
person you texting to: dude it's not funny I just said my mom is in the hospital we're not friends anymore
Me:NO NO I SWEAR THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT
person u texting to: u suck BYE

by Paris44 February 28, 2017