Atherton is the most expensive zip code in the United States, featured in Forbes Magazine yearly for the ridiculous house pricing. Homes in Atherton range from 3 million to 25 million, averaging around $7,000,000. Home to some of the most powerful men and women in technology in the world, such as the CEO of Ebay, YouTube, HP, Google, and Larry Ellison, being wealthy in Atherton means being a multi-billionaire. 17 year olds drive Ferraris.
So basically, to live in A-town, you must be rich, white, and go to a private school that costs +25,000
So basically, to live in A-town, you must be rich, white, and go to a private school that costs +25,000
He lives in Atherton, daaaamn he must be a fucking billionaire.
Did you know that YouTube was founded above Applewood Pizza, only minutes away from Atherton?
Fuck man, he must be so spolid he's from Atherton.
Did you know that YouTube was founded above Applewood Pizza, only minutes away from Atherton?
Fuck man, he must be so spolid he's from Atherton.
by Frank Gupppy February 10, 2007
Get the atherton mug.Being the most expensive zip code in the country and with the highest per capita income of any city in the world, Atherton is where rich people work before retiring to places for old people such as Rancho Santa Fe (cheaper) or Palm Springs (also cheaper). It is seperated into 3 main areas, the area south of Alameda, where Larry Ellison and a few other billionaires live, the midtown area which includes normal people in normal houses that just happen to retail for around 3 Million each, at the cheapest, and the COMPARABLY stank ass area north of El Camino, which includes Lindenwood, a knockoff of midtown, which is impossible to navigate. It is still better than Hillsborough. Other neighboring knockoffs of Atherton include Woodside and Palo Alto, which are the only comparably nice areas, and Menlo Park, which is identical to Atherton except for the addition of businesses, sidewalks, and postage stamp sized lots. In Portola Valley, everyone knows each other (in a creepy way) and no flowers grow because otherwise Portola Valley wouldn't be an ugly shithole, which it undoubtably is. Being an Athertonian is sometimes annoying, as telling people that you are from Atherton puts you prone to constant mooching. In summary, Atherton is much nicer than where you live. The End.
Portola Valley is like Atherton, except with pretentious, genetically inferior scum. And no plants.
Atherton is where Laguna Beach should be shot, because one Athertonian man from South Atherton could buy both the city of Laguna Beach, and all the cast members from the show. And they would still have enough to buy Haiti.
Atherton is where Laguna Beach should be shot, because one Athertonian man from South Atherton could buy both the city of Laguna Beach, and all the cast members from the show. And they would still have enough to buy Haiti.
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Atheism has many holidays, such as Dawn of creation, which is when Athei created his 97 children of the elements, the day of the earth, where Athei pounded the earth with his fists to make it as flat as a pancake, and so, we eat banana pancakes on this holiday, and lastly, The worship of the dead, where we morn for our dead loved ones by stomping on their grave and eating their bones
Atheism has many holidays, such as Dawn of creation, which is when Athei created his 97 children of the elements, the day of the earth, where Athei pounded the earth with his fists to make it as flat as a pancake, and so, we eat banana pancakes on this holiday, and lastly, The worship of the dead, where we morn for our dead loved ones by stomping on their grave and eating their bones
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Get the Atherholt mug.Hometown. The best city in the world. Although there's no noise, EVER! About 7,000 people mostly adults over the age of 50. Exactly the place I wish to remain for the rest of my life. Oh and Beverly Hills and Starfish Island might be more famous but those are only movie stars and celebrities who live there. Here, there are regular people with bigger bank accounts than usual.
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Athiesm is Unstoppable was stopped by YouTube, fear not though, because he is indeed Unstoppable. He will rise again once more from the ashes and become more powerful once more!
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Many Athirahs spotted on the streets are wild in the sheets! Athirah is also rumoured to be a strong, determined, independent woman who 'don't need no men' ahah! Behind her bold, strong character, lies a sweet, sensitive personality that longs to be babied up.
According to a statistic from collected data of own personal biased judgement and analysis, any Athirah is not to be desired, as 98.3% of Athirah tends to fall on a spectrum of mediocre intellectual and general average performance. The remaining 1.7% are unknown, hypothesized to be outstanding beings with progressive intellectual and pleasantly-peculiar genetic rates of revolution.
Many Athirahs spotted on the streets are wild in the sheets! Athirah is also rumoured to be a strong, determined, independent woman who 'don't need no men' ahah! Behind her bold, strong character, lies a sweet, sensitive personality that longs to be babied up.
According to a statistic from collected data of own personal biased judgement and analysis, any Athirah is not to be desired, as 98.3% of Athirah tends to fall on a spectrum of mediocre intellectual and general average performance. The remaining 1.7% are unknown, hypothesized to be outstanding beings with progressive intellectual and pleasantly-peculiar genetic rates of revolution.
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