astrophobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against people of a certain astrological sign; astrophobia

“That date I went on the last night?! Found out he was a virgo! Gross!”

“Girl, that’s so astrophobic of you. You can’t just judge someone solely on their astrological sign.”

by picklesucker808 April 12, 2021

astrud

ome of the smartest people you'll ever meet. astruds are gifted in the arts, sciences, and mathematics alike. her projects are her passion, theres always something new shes working on. she shows you she cares in her own subtle way. shes gonna break your heart someday, but goddamn it'll be worth it.

I have so much to learn from astrud.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Amstrup rizz

The ultimate form of rizz. No women can say no to a dude that have learned the Amstrup rizz

Only a real Amstrup knows the Amstrup rizz, but the real Amstrup can teach it to you!!

Damn that dude really rizzed that chick. He must have the real Amstrup rizz

by Friend of the rizzler April 25, 2023

Astrophel

A femboy that knows the entire five nights at Freddy's and Resident Evil lore just as much as the back of their own hand. They are also generally a femboy by nature and he will simp for anything for any edgy man in black.

Leon Kennedy was one of Astrophel's favorite characters they loved everything about him.

by NarwhalKing August 24, 2023

AstroPants

Do you ever think about how crazy the world would be if your genitals were under your arms, instead of between your legs? Would long sleeved shirts be the new pants? Would short sleeved shirts be the new shorts? I often wonder what the genital configuration of beings in other galaxies might be. What if their genitals were located in their hands? Would gloves then be the new pants? How about if their genetals were located in their foreheads? Would hats then be the new pants? Would it be a requirement to wear a hat in a public place?
Also, why do we have two of everything? What's the deal with two? Two eyes, nostrils, lips, upper and lower teeth, arms, legs, etc. Weird. But we only have one brain (with 2 halves), heart, stomach, liver, penis, vagina. Did you know that the female human body has 10 holes in it? 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, one mouth, 2 ears, one urethra, one vagina, and one anus. But the male body only has 9 holes, because the penis functions as the urethra and reproductive organ in one. I think about this sort of thing all the time. And I often wonder if there is a more efficient configuration for a living organism.
Did you know that if you chop a starfish in two, it regenerates itself and reproduces into two distinct starfish. I wonder if there is a limit to the number it would regenerate, if it was chopped into smaller sections? Now, that's what I call efficient.
Think outside the box!

No shirt, no shoes, no service!
"Hey, what about pants?"

by MrsMinx January 27, 2005

Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

astrophysicist

a astrophsicist is a student who lesrns about astronomy or is figuring how planets,stars,galaxy etc.... work or where they came from i am learning about space and i plan to be a astrophysicist

hey, what do you want to be when you grow up, i want to be a astrophysicist

by anonymous November 25, 2021