The act of lining up multiple girls on their knees, running by with your big fucking dick hanging out, and hitting them all in the face. (Preferably at least 10 girls, and hot cum shooting from dick onto their faces.)
Dude, were you at that party last night?
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.
by Big N' Hairy May 29, 2008
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From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.
flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees
by asalbeag July 26, 2009
Get the Some Assembly Required mug.Been promised something that likely won't happen or your boss thinks your work is rubbish because someone else told them so.
- Yo man, I've just had a meeting with my boss and he wants me gone.
- Don't worry bruv, not your fault. They have been assemblied.
- Don't worry bruv, not your fault. They have been assemblied.
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Get the Avengers Assemble mug.When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly
by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023
Get the school assembly mug.A drinking game similar to flip cup where instead of drinking beer in solo cups and flipping the cup with a 3 or more people, it is a 1 on 1 race of drinking different types of shots in a row. I.E shot of bourbon, shot of whiskey, shot of vodka, shot of gin, and a shot of rum, and a shot of tequila. You don't flip the shot glass because you would not be able to because you'd be way to fucked beyond your imagination.
You're night is fucking done after you finish the assembly line. You both lose. There are no winners.
You're night is fucking done after you finish the assembly line. You both lose. There are no winners.
by seab@$$ September 7, 2009
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