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asswagger syndrome

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.
my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome
by daim yalter November 25, 2018
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Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.
We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.
by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022
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Assburgers

A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.
I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.
by Mandatory Douche December 9, 2008
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Assburgers

Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.
"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.
by rondolais November 29, 2011
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Assburgers

Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.
The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.
by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011
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Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's
Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!
by TMoneyID December 30, 2010
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assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.
I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.
by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009
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