swiss cheese ass

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.

That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!

by eatrawstayhealthy November 21, 2011

string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

by Grizznix March 22, 2014

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009

ass-cheese

a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass

“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”

by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022