ASP

An acronym for 'At Some Point.' In colloquial use, most people would follow it with "..... " to imply that they'll get to something or do something later--probably not at all. In practice, it serves as an antithetical synonym to ASAP. Whereas 'ASAP' implies immediate action, 'ASP' is quite the opposite -- the likelihood of action is extremely low -- you're getting blown off... Conveniently, 'ASP' is also a plausible typo of 'ASAP' further adding to its popularity when responding to a boss's requests.

Boss: "Run all the numbers for me again" "umm, yeah, asp...."

by n mck May 21, 2019

ASP

All Suck Penises

Damn they ASP

by alpha sigma phi December 5, 2017

ASP

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

by Bigpalm1983 July 6, 2017

Aspe

Casper but its Aspe

What is Casper with C and R removed?
Aspe

by Spottek April 11, 2020

[asp]

average anime fan and simp

asp is a very cool guy

by totally not asp September 14, 2021

Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.

Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.

by QuacksO June 22, 2018

Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025