ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008

Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Kiss Aversion

Avoiding kissing a person to prolong a period of non commitment.

Guy One: You've got a date with Jess on Friday and Stacy next weekend?

Guy Two: Yeah, I guess I'll be pulling some kiss aversion.

by JT3JC January 20, 2010

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

apperson

the most sexiest person alive

i am mason lee apperson

by vgfhbkm November 20, 2017

anperson

Internet personality of the people.
aka uwu catboy

When i first met anperson, i thought it was a grammatical error.

by professional_circle December 28, 2022