Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

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The word you type when you want to test your internet, or when you're bored

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by CHRIS COOOKIE February 6, 2018

asdfasdf

something people type when they have nothing to say otherwise.

"asdfasdf" as a youtube video name.

by YingYang667 May 10, 2018

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008

alofaf

ALOFAF is an acronym meaning Always Looking-Out For A Friend.

Corey (male): Hey bud, I put the toilet seat up when I took a pee and forgot to put it back down. I know you like to sit down when you pee. Just a heads up.

Kyle H. (male): Good looking out, man! I know it's quirky but ever since I spent that summer in jail I can't pee without sitting down.

Corey (male): ALOFAF, bro!

by CarpetShaver8 July 24, 2017

Assface

Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.

Gah Mary! Why'd you have to kick all my shit over? You assface!!!

by Ebe1 February 27, 2008

assfault junkies

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010