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Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.
Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022
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can't argue with who knows

Response to someone's statement of "who knows".
Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
by stockman09 January 2, 2010
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Not gonna argue wif u

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.
Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.
by Logan Robertson January 16, 2008
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Why Are You Arguing About Nuggam And Sluggam

it means that the Noah bugger is talking to Ethan booger that is burning 1 braincell when he thinks Ay*a is doing the nuggam walk.
why are you arguing about nuggam and sluggam (name here)!?
by rteqb April 10, 2021
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Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-
by Dedede Man December 24, 2020
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Arguing

See! I'm doing the thing to hym and he's not murdering the kids! See! I guess it doesn't do the thing he said it would and and/or he's scared of how tough I am, right? He's not murdering the kid so I guess he was wrong, huh? I guess he was wrong!
Hym "That isn't even how that would theoretically work or what I was insinuating you fucking retard AND your starting point is AFTER THE RESPONSE... I already gave to the thing that was already happening... And taking a single sample case and using that to determine what the outcome of doing thing would be in no way proves or disproves a proposition and is in no way reflective of what I'm doing in regards to ANYTHING. You're dumb. You're D. U. M. B. Dumb as fucking dogshit. This is exactly why pumping more money into the school system is a waste of time because no amount of time or money is going to make you understand things better. It's a waste to even feed your kids at this point."

A fucking retard "Why are you arguing bro? Why are you arguing with me? You just gotta do what everyone else does and resign yourself to a mediocre existence or you gotta be like me and have a mindset bro."

Hym "You are a useless mediocre solipsist and I literally cannot be like you and nothing you could ever acquire in life could make me want to be like you."

A fucking solipsist "No U! Something-Something Non-sequitur!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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All Argue No Accord

Someone whose only purpose in conversation is to argue/criticize about the nuances, technicalities and factualities of a statement rather than simply acknowledging the other person's general point and moving on. The said someone will likely come off as aloof, annoying, condescending and overly skeptical. Such sort of people are often SJWs or pedants and found predominantly on Reddit, Twitter, YouTube comments or some other online community.

Of course don't get me wrong, being the devil's advocate is vital for critical thinking and impartiality, but there are plenty of occasions when somebody's point or remark is better left off standing on its own. Sometimes a chill atmosphere has already been established and it seems rather unfitting to ruin it with an overly sober rebuttal. Sometimes you just wanna shoot the breeze without seriously getting into something, y'know?
EXAMPLE 1: This is the last time I'm posting in that community. I just wanted to share my heartfelt thoughts but the people there were all argue no accord.

EXAMPLE 2:

Me, shooting the breeze: Honestly, I think dreams reflect all of our unconscious desires that we normally wouldn't realize when we're awake, I'd recommend reading a bit on psychoanalysis, it's some interesting shit
Overly sober Individual: The subconscious isn't scientifically proven, FYI. We can only make deductions through empirical evidence such as neurological patterns within the brain.
Me: Ok dude.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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