apostrophobia

Fear of the misuse of apostrophes when added to the plural version of a word, especially an acronym.

I have a recurring nightmare that in the future I will be the only person in the world with apostrophobia: everyone spells the plural of PC as PC's.

by baspring June 19, 2009

apostrofag

Anyone who puts an apostrophe (') in front of his name on Facebook. Usually done so that her name appears at the top of everyone else's list on Facebook chat.

Online:
'Liam
'Shelby
Alex
Amanda
Brian
Christine
...

Liam and Shelby are apostrofags.

by a$hsssssssss May 15, 2011

appset

When you're upset because your apps won't work for some reason.

'I am trying to sync my iPhone to my iMac, but the apps won't sync properly. I'm so appset'.

by Urban Buzz December 1, 2013

Apouse

The apartment house Hitler hid in when running away to Africa with fairies.

An apouse is a apartment house

by Ulban Brisingr February 24, 2017

Oxford Apostrophe

A polite way to describe horrendous misuse of punctuation.

"Without the phony Russia Witch Hunt, and with all that we have accomplished in the last almost two years (Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judge’s sic - Oxford Apostrophe, Military, Vets, etc.) my approval rating would be at 75% rather than the 50% just reported by Rasmussen," shrieked our national shame.

by MasculineToiletGuy December 7, 2018

aprosexia

1) Noun-Inability to concentrate
2) Noun-Abnormal inability to sustain attention
3) Medical-Inattention, due to a sensorineural (related to or affecting a sensory nerve or a sensory mechanism together with its neural circuitry.) or mental defect.

A child with verified ADD or ADHD can be said to have a moment of aprosexia, or many moments

by BlueVelvet April 14, 2007

appsession

to be obsessed with acquiring new apps for your iphone, ipad or ipod

He suffers from a clear appsession

by tacitus1 July 8, 2010