aneurgasm

(n) When you whip yourself into such a psychotic frenzy that it appears you will have an aneurysm, yet you're taking a perverse, almost sexual pleasure in the rage. It is an almost transcendent state of ferocity that must be seen in person to be appreciated.

Common symptoms of a clinical aneurgasm include:
- a purplish complexion caused by the sudden rush of blood to the head.
- a tensing of the shoulder, neck, and and upper back muscles.
- uncontrollable Ali-like trembling.
- breaking out into a thin cold sweat.
- can appear to be a pre-stroke apoplectic fit, except for the distinguishing feature:
- a massively painful and surprising erection (similar to a shame boner) at the height of rage, often ending in sudden embarrassingly explosive ejaculation.

Kanye West was so enraged by the obscure blogger's slight that he achieved a violent and awe-inspiring aneurgasm.

by the velvet nihilist April 18, 2009

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.

Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

Aneurin

Aneurin is the sort of person that has been through it all but still keeps a smile on his face and continues with the show. Nye will be slightly rude but continuously funny and will always mean well, unless he doesn't. They're the sort of person that will get stuck into one specific thing and obsess over it in a creepy, slightly impressive sense until they are the master of said thing. They are the nicest and most importantly determined people to exist and if you know a Nye you should treat them as if they are one in a million, because they are that rare of a name that they quite literally are.

I have a good friend called Aneurin, they're really into political satire shows from the 1980s and the way that butter melts.

by Niruenanosliw October 15, 2021

Aneutral Centrism

Having a mix of left and right wing beliefs and not adhering to either left or right wing ideology. Aneutral centrists listen to both sides before makimg a judgement and make decisions based on fact as opposed to whether something is left or right wing. This differs from typical centrism in that aneutral centrists do not solely have neutral views.

Origin: "A-" (meaning "not") + "Neutral" and "Centrism".

I look at the facts before making a decision. I believe in gun control which is right wing but also believe in democracy which is left wing. I follow aneutral centrism.

by Shugunou February 27, 2023

Dick Aneurism

When a penis becomes so erect that it begins to spasm erratically. It is uncontrollably pleasurably painful. During a dick aneurism, one must not drink Gatorade. They might die.

Damn girl...last night I gave my boyfriend a dick aneurism!

by dickwars September 30, 2012

Andrews Aneurysm

When stress caused by being roasted by Alex Andrews (@stevejobspams on instagram) in front of his two friends causes you to have a full blown spasm and lose all will to live.

Alex just had the enourmous courage to write nasty things about me, privately on the internet :'(. This Andrews aneurysm is so bad I think I want to die

by Alex Andrews killed me😭 January 13, 2017