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To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.
Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
by Blikk October 8, 2008
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'And yeah' is a highly recommended phrase to use at the end of any sort of presentation.
Anna: Researchers have concluded that lions are indeed extinct. And yeah.

Ms. Brown: That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
by bAcOnLoVeSeMiLy October 8, 2013
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do it and you're cool

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This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"
Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool
by HandleBrake12 November 11, 2020
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Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)
Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears
by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019
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Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.
Screw you and your box then!
by Francisco The Robot July 25, 2010
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