alyssa is the most ugliest bitch in the world if you see this alyssa ik you have a nipple boner of Alfie hehe
by nippleboner69 November 28, 2019
a girl who is very headass and smells like fish and looks like a gerbil. she has very serious mental issues, and constantly confuses her boyfriend with her dad. she loves to kiss her cousins, and they love to kiss her back. she has a sweet spot for girls, and justin bieber doesn’t love her. she tries so hard for his attention but she’s a creep. she probably snorts coke with her grandma. she is obsessed with minecraft, she is going nowhere in her life because of her obsession with minecraft.
*weird person singing* : “i wake up in the morning i got minecraft on my mind”
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
by my nigga jimmy June 13, 2019
alyssa is a name known for talking to guys who already have a girl as to talking to guys who talk to a girl. Alyssa also loves making nude stickers from snap to send to guys like it’s normal.... Alyssas also tends to ask men who are cuffed to send pics. For example, “can i send you a booty pic?” overall you get it Alyssa’s are hoes
by idontgiveaheckyo July 07, 2019
a whores name. the type of slutty girl who goes for guys with girlfriends, flirts with everyone, and is always getting caught up. alyssa is gets confronted a lot but still doesn’t know her way through an arguement and continues to make ignorant comments and make herself look dumb. nobody likes alyssa
person one: “did you see alyssa grabbing that boys arm? she was alllll over him.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
by catlovinghippie April 10, 2020
dumbfuck would rather get the corona virus then spend 1 minute with her also loves furry porn and is a furry
what a alyssa
by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020
Alyssa is a crippled young girl who can’t really pull hoes but she can date many ugly ppl but you know she dates someone that’s funny and I guess nice.
by Xoxo.lol_ June 05, 2019
Someone who enjoys the little things. Values the small motives or the small things about a person. They know their place in a situation. Romance is difficult for them but find it easy to help someone else or give advice to someone. Alyssa's take pride in what they do and love and don't let anyone stand in the way, they may not handle stress that well, but they do their best. Alyssa's are beautiful. They never believe that they are, but their eyes are perfect and no matter what they wear or do with their hair they look pretty. Most people find Alyssa's hard to love, but those who do are not disappointed.
by catniggalove October 21, 2014