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altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.
Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.
by Shawn E. November 12, 2003
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altiona

Altiona is the cutest and funniest albanian girl you could ever met. She's a girl with class, grace and elegance. Extremly talented and beautiful. Really smart and a good friend. She's always there for you and always ready to talk shit about other bitches. Love you Tioni.
Damn that girl is Altiona.
by Gashi17 January 4, 2017
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Atimokoi

Atimokoi is an very unusual polynesian name. But doesn't define how kind-hearted and funny they are. They're always there for you, most likely the one to be fighting for you. They're your ride or die and are a pretty strong person. You wouldn't want to risk betraying their trust, unless you are wanting to start a fight. They are mostly negative, but their negativity and positivity can make the whole world shine. If you know an Atimokoi, you definitely won't want to lose them.
Boy 1: Wait! Is Atimokoi not here?

Girl: I really wanted to see her..
Boy 2: Yeah, she's so funny..
by RougherPapi January 1, 2020
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Aktimoose Attic

by Zydeu November 21, 2020
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Alimony

A word you learn when you get divorced.
What's alimony? You'll know exactly what it is when you get your ass handed to you in court.
by 5amideas May 7, 2022
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Altima Mode

Going "altima mode" - v. Adj. : acting in a manner that is both dangerous to oneself and others and is identified by a lack of regard for public safety.
"Damn, that dudes going altima mode! You see him push over that lady and her kids?!?"
by Sparkling anxiety July 11, 2023
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Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.
"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
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