Alistair

Alistair is a very sexy prince and needs to get 150 followers on insta it is definitelynotprinceali so hit or miss and I’m already tracer

You look alistair today

by definitelynotprinceali January 18, 2019

pulling an alistair

physically eating the mouth of the girl you are frenching with

girl #1: how was making out with jim the other night?
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.

by bella danger January 4, 2009

Alistair

Alistair is just an amazing guy he brightens up ur childhood and is just really fun to be around he usually has short black hair and amazing black or brown eyes he gets all the girls an is really handsome Alistair is also really smart and probably smarter then most he’s also amazing at all sports and has brilliant fitness

Alistair is leng still I need him.

Did u see that guy I bet u his name is Alistair.

Yoo this Alistair guy is funny!

by ThisKidSick August 23, 2020

Alistair

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.

yo that Alistair is great fun

by Frecnh express June 30, 2020

Alistair

This person is just too amazing for words. Alistair is above all, the best friend you could ever have. He is kind, the funniest person in the room, and an extremely talented artist. The second you need a friend or have something you are wanting, they are the first to do all he can to help! This person may require some extra reassurance or care because he may have had many past experiences that still affect him today. But if you are to be kind and loving to Alistair, he is sure to be an even better friend back! Cherish this person, for they deserve the world. Alistair is needed and makes everyday better by just being him. But be aware, if you hurt Alistair, his many friends will destroy you with all the power they can. Don't underestimate him either. Alistair can surprise you with how intelligent and artistic he is. Don't take these for granted. If you befriend an Alistair, take care of them like a porcelain doll.

We are going to take some chocolate chip cookies to Alistair!

by XinlovewithlenaX November 21, 2021

Alistair

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alistair

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?

Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!

by Not Alistair March 4, 2022