alexyss

A(n) extremely stinky turd.

A Conversation Between Two Guys:

"Dude did you just shit yourself!?"

"Haha yeah bro"

"Dude its huge"

"I'm proud that came out my asshole"

"Dude.. that's kinda gay"

"STFU! IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE THATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! THIS IS MY SHIT-BABY AND I AM PROUD TO BE A GAY FATHER!

"Dude.."

"Sorry bro.."

"Um."

"This is awkward. ."

"So.. what are you gonna name your shit-baby?"

"Alexyss"

The End

by themegaqueefmaster69 December 9, 2013

alexus stonehouse

alexus stonehouse is the that one fake friend we all have. She's also the biggest slut you'll ever meet, she's a dirty whore who acts like your friend but isn't your friend. She'll talk behind your back too.

"Alexus Stonehouse is being a slut like always." she's also a pussy

by Softballrockz July 3, 2016

alexus beatty

Sexy girl with a cute and lovely smile loves people for who they are and is a very loyal friend

Fine and super loyal hala Alexus beatty means strong 💪

by Lovers_lane27😍😘😗😉 April 27, 2017

Alexus

Alexus is a gorgeous and unique girl who’s been through a lot but still somehow keeps a smile on her face for everyone. She can be really shy at times but once you get to know her she’s such a character. She’s most likely gotten her heart broken multiple times and probably had trust issues because of it, but when she’s found the right guy she adores him. If you get on her bad side though she’s not afraid to go off on you.

Guy 1: Do you know alexus?

Guy 2: Yeah she’s very special.

by buttholepoopbutt December 20, 2021

Alexus

it doesnt always need to be a girls name there pronouns are he/him/them. very handsome/beautiful

alexus is handsome

by Popoffskinnylegand January 7, 2022

Albany Alexus

I Would Say That Albany Alexus Is Unique, Charismatic, Beautiful, Simple But Yet Very Complex, Damaged But Healing, Kind Spirited, & Hardheaded.

Albany Alexus is an amazing person

by chuccgrxxve52 November 22, 2023