alabama hot pocket 

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.

He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket!

alabama hot pocket by mosDefinite March 23, 2010

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.

Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.

Alabama Hot Pocket by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket 

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me

Alabama Hot Pocket by Damnultra July 18, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket 

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

Alabama Hot Pocket by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

alabama hot pocket 

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.

yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!

alabama hot pocket by mastersweg May 31, 2015

alabama hot pocket 

a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread

That alabama hot pocket was delicious.

alabama hot pocket by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016

Alabama hot pocket 

The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.

"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"

Alabama hot pocket by bitcheslovesosa March 8, 2014