Akron

The Rubber Capital of the world, former Bowling Capital of the world and at one point the Marble Capital as well. The first city to ever use police cars and the home of the All American Soap Box Derby. Also, Alocholics Annomyous was founded in Akron and the first ever meeting was held in Stan Hywett Hall, home of the Seiberling family (founders of Goodyear). As well as being the home of LeBron James its the meth capital of the US with over 200 meth lab busts last year. Depending on where you live it can be a nice place to live. It is also known as the Rubber City.

You know LeBron James? Well he grew up in Akron, Ohio.

by Kalesi August 8, 2006

Akron Rubber Shot

While having intercourse in Akron, Ohio, one strains the contents of a post-orgasm condom into the mouth of the woman.

She wanted to taste my spunk, but I already came, so i gave her a Akron Rubber Shot.

by zeriumx October 9, 2008

Akron Bifocals

The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.

Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!

by What would LBJ do? November 24, 2010

Akron blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.

I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.

by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012

Akron Hammer

A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.

I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer

by Zak Keasey January 1, 2010

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

by FireIslanders September 14, 2008

akiros

pimp of irc channels, usually found on a certain irc channel. Also, a Pirate. Usually found pwning fellow channel member's mothers and enjoys kicking assholes with his leet halfops, currently owns many slaves(ub0r, g0ne, knox, icy, batcave). Also, a pwnage member of ICY, the best club ever. And an oldschool leetnesses and a mad pimp.

Akiros is the shit, i want to suck his dick off.

by akiros February 28, 2004