Pulling a John

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them

John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag

by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010

anjohnisha

someone who likes lip gloss mostly comes from a whit family doesn't have much money
is pretty with big teeth with a gap most likely short and thick someone who doesn't have brand shoes if its a brand its most likely fake always have a jacket on a follower not a leader likes every boy she sees cant spell has a lot of siblings lives with her mom..... always talks about her ex friends does not have alot of friends have alot of mexican friends.

i have a friend named anjohnisha who doesnt lnow how to spell dumb

by ashley sames May 20, 2018

AJONJOR

An epitome of love that specifically connotes true African beauty.

It also means something you cherish so much; of so much value and importance..e.g Money, Cars, Houses, Wife, Children and more

Don’t kill me with too much AJONJOR.

Kindly support my ministry with some Ajonjor.

If food was placed side by side with money, which one would be your AJONJOR?

by That English Man May 3, 2019

Koppeling A John

A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.

The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid

James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."

*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"

James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"

by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018

Doing a John Cena

Doing a John Cena means that you go in both places and disappears on naked eyes.

Term came from John Cena, a wrestler known for flashy squash moves.

Ben's a fan of Cena, and he's Doing a John Cena right now.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

Let's do a John

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost

- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.

by itsreallynonunderstable February 8, 2022

Doing a John

Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004