adopted

1 The condition of being abandoned by one's parents, and selected by another family, and brought in as their own child.

2 An insult commonly used by junior high atendees. Often used with were.

1.) Amanda got adopted by another family. Poor girl.

2.)
Kid1: You were adopted!
Kid2: Ow. My ego.

by Oddzeh September 26, 2005

double adapter

Someone that bats both ways(bisexual),
can put it in all holes!!!

That lads a double adapter

by kellser May 28, 2004

Adopted

Adopted: You

mom: your adopted
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)

by Troll12345654321 November 11, 2018

adopted

penis

“what’s the sisters name from feines and ferd?”
“candis”
“CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH”
“dude this is why your adopted”

by chkoe June 28, 2021

You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018

Adopted

You

You are Adopted

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

double adapter

A gay man in the middle of a gay threesome .
He takes it and gives it at the same time.
Timing is everything along with good rhythm.

Rod is just a giver and bob is a real taker but Ben swings both ways so he plays double adapter in the threesome.

by roodboy September 1, 2007