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Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.
Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.
by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021
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You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.
Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018
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your adopted

when your a fat ugly disgrace and are wanted my some old rich white people. PS, SUCK YA MUM
by suck ur mum FAQ September 20, 2020
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Your Aunt Adopted

The ultimate comeback, Not even god himself can defy this and must submit to thegodly powers of this. Even the feared "Your Cousin Non Binary" cant compare with this.
Jack: Your Mom Gay
Jill: No u
Jack: Your Dad lesbian
Jill: Your sister a mister
Jack: .... Thats it. I gotta do it to you
YOUR AUNT ADOPTED
Jill: Gets removed from existence and no dosen't even exist anymore and gets evaporated
by Uhhh Yizzle May 14, 2018
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You're adopted

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.
Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.
by Mr smart man July 24, 2020
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It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!
Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011
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