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a cock smoker

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006
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Sock-A-Cock

Another word for Cock Sock. To stuff your junk in a sock and let the juices flow. A soft cotton material also combined sometimes with spandex to help the protruding masturbation motion.
Sock-A-Cock for the love and softness of the family hand towels!
by theSACguy November 25, 2010
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son-of-a-cock-loving-whore

Used when 'son-of-a-bitch' is just not insulting enough.
"goddamn, you son-of-a-cock-loving-whore!"
by BlurredLines May 19, 2014
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Acockcrophobia

That shiver in the tip of your genitalia you feel when you are dangling something important off an edge.
"Taking pictures on top of the Tour Eiffel dangling my phone off the edge gave me Acockcrophobia"
by Pas1907 March 5, 2016
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acocking

(adv) The process of cock hunting for the purpose of intercourse.
(group of ladies) “Let’s go acocking at the club tonight!”
by Aesthir April 1, 2019
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
by Neville September 19, 2017
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chug a cock

When you run out of dick-related insults.
1: Eat a dick
2: Suck my shlong
3: Chug a cock
1 & 2: *dies*
by Dicks R Us June 7, 2018
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