absafrickinmazing

An unbeliveable occurence. A euphemism for absolutely fucking amazing.

Usually used on its own. Example: If I was driving and someone cut me off I may say to myself "absafrickinmazing".

by Peter January 18, 2004

absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

Absalom

Absalom is a boy who’s best friends name is R0N. His friends call him Barney

I am the B-Bot of „Absalom?!“

by Absalom94 December 29, 2021

Absailing

To lean backwards with your thumb in your butthole when stoking your cock in the other.
If done properly with the correct timing, it looks like you are repelling down a cliff.

Absailing: the way to reach the peak without climbing the mountain

by Smegal69 August 17, 2022

absatively

smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively

absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

absar

a very stubborn donkey like human being, with long oily hair, and a bad case of IBS (irritable ball syndrome)

he is such a absar!

by James kaan August 22, 2010

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by Cynic January 18, 2005