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Nolan

Girl "Are you top or bottom?"
Nolan "Bottom duh."
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NOLAN

Male: One dope nigga. Loves to shnook it up with his boys. He's a hard ten. Often gets hot bitches, especially older ones. His favorite activities include partying, hot-boxing cars, and hanging with super hot bitches such as Ashlynne. Has a hella sick jew fro thats red, and no chest hair. Has good music taste, and gets pussy 24/7. On occasion gives cum shots to the eye.
Oh my gosh your dating Nolan? I'd kill to give him dome.
by thatHOTbitchASH July 6, 2011
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Nolan

He has the worlds largest dick in the world and he is the God of all men. Also he gets the chicks no matter what.
Damn Nolan your dick so big!
by Dofer August 18, 2016
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Nolan

An asshat with an extremely low iq who gets offended by the way other people are.
Oh hey, look, it’s Nolan, the certified sex offender.
by fuckbitch264783 June 8, 2020
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nolan

A unit that measures time. Particularly how late someone is running behind.
Man today I went half nolan. I was about an hour late.
by Saddatz November 6, 2020
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Nolan

A cute, nice, and friendly person who's friends are all girls and are all awesome, and has the best hairstyle ever, but can be very inappropriate yet funny at times.
Boy1: are you friends with Nolan?

Girl1: of course, he's the best, but also a little weird
Boy2: oh hey, are you talking about Nolan? I just asked him out and he said no, so yeah
Girl1: whaaaaaat!?!?!?
Boy1: cool?
Boy2: lel, I'm forever alone
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Nolan

Typically the most handsom man there is. Kind loving and never takes a second to think about himself. Typically a church goer and is pulling girls. typically is only into one girl at a time. He never breaks there hearts though. Hes always there for the boys when its needed.
by Jake From Stat3 farm November 27, 2021
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