John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock

“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”

by toribiorillo February 10, 2023

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

by Krusanter May 6, 2022

John Wicked

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025