Gordon

A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.

Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is

by Error 404: Name not found. May 14, 2018

Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

Gordon

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

Gordon

he ong a bitch bro. how TF you gonna carry a child for nine months and name them GORDON. its the equivalent of an Italian person carrying a child for months and naming them Linguini Pepperoni Pizza Pie. if any Gordons read this, your moms a hoe.

person one: Bro gordon spoke to me today
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*

by 17racoonsinatrenchcoat June 26, 2023

Gordon

A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.

Im going to have a great time, got myself a load from Gordon

by Gordon2k18 June 13, 2018

gordon

a person who has no life and is dumb

Gordon is dumb and is a no life

by A random 12 November 8, 2016

Gordon

An arrogant low life scum who feeds off drama and negative attention.

No one cares about Gordon's opinions.

by Thgkvvgnnb March 30, 2016