Ford

Ford: Fucker Only Runs Downhill
A car that needs constant attention and care to prevent it from falling apart.
See also: Mustang

"Shit, he drives a Ford? he should get a Camaro."

by silvrain February 20, 2003

Ford

the mostfucked up car company that sucks ass and can even stay running for ten seconds

by ej still June 24, 2003

FORD

fix or repair daily
also: found on road dead

look at that inbred driving that piece of crap ford

by heavy_a December 18, 2002

ford

Quite possibly the stupidest corporation in the country. Their company is dying right in front of them and what do they do?

MAKE A BIGGER SUV!!!

see: Ford Expedition EL

For future reference, Ford stock (NYSE: F) is at $8.00 per share at the time of this definition.

Ford sucks, buy a Chevy.

by kevin21boston November 3, 2006

FORD

a synonym used to describe something that looks good in the parking lot, but doesn't run.

Man, that ford looks so nice parked in the driveway. Too bad the darn thing won't turn over...

by VTGForever May 12, 2003

FORD

A River crossing when a bridge is not appropriate

I cant be arsed to make a bridge so i'll make a ford....

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ford

A good American make of automobiles.

I hate foreign cars, go Ford!

by sterlingheights September 30, 2005