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raced me like a clown

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.
Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.
by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019
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You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus

Reserved For Only The Most Clowniest Of Clowns.
Person 1: *Says Something Stupid*
Person 2: What The Fuck?
Person 3: You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus
Person 4: I Exist? I EXIST!!!!
by fwefff May 4, 2023
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bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."
"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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Turning a Girl into a Circus Clown

When you use your hand on a chicks head during a bj and her eyes water and the slobber makes her makeup runny and her nose turns red from you slamming her face into your pelvis.
It was awesome she let me use both hands and I turned her into a circus clown, her makeup was runny and her nose was bright red. Best head ever 🤡. I love turning a Girl Into a circus clown!
by WoodBalls January 25, 2021
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