Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

by Cook371 September 17, 2014

Zucking Up

When you've failed up, become immensely privileged, and have everything you need to do the right thing but you don't/still fail. This word is was inspired by the story and action's of Facebook creator, Mark Zuckerberg.

You: "Mark Zuckerberg still let's hate speech flow freely on Facebook!"

Friend: "He just keeps Zucking up."

You: "Remember Taylor from work, who got the promotion?
Friend: "Yeah, I remember you mentioning him. What happened?"
You: "He totally jacked-up the project's new release!"
Friend: "Ugh another unremarkable white dude Zucking Up."

by SenoritaChivato September 1, 2020

zuakiness

a word that refers to a klasky csupo effect; zuakiness color

klasky csupo in zuakiness color

by alex zuma December 10, 2020

zurkin

When you and ya Gang lit at a Party

We out here zurkin for real bruh

by Bendo37 December 21, 2021

zukinnie

when you like the song “no wind resistance” by kinneret

john: “hey, did you hear kinneret said that if you like no wind resistance you’re a zukinnie?” jane: “guess i’m a zukinnie now!”

by fartypoopypants November 23, 2022

Zumkin

When a guy us receiving a Blumkin on a Skibidi Toilet, and the Skibidi Toilet head pops out and eats his chocolate starfish.

“Hey dude did you hear Danny got a zumkin?”
“Yeah bro, wish I was him”

by LuckisUsedLeanCup98 April 4, 2024

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024