noun. (plural - zoomies) Students who attend class remotely alongside other students in person. Derived from students using Zoom from home to follow in-classroom instruction and lectures with video/audio. Synonym: Remote students. Became popular during the covid-19 pandemic among grade school educators in 2020-2021.
The zoomies can be difficult to monitor and keep on task; they are not in the classroom, so the teacher now has two "rooms" to watch (the Zoom gallery view and the physical classroom).
by PanditaTeacha June 9, 2021

by tomaye May 31, 2021

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"
It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."
"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
by Don Palabros February 4, 2025

by Bigolita June 8, 2019

by Star Wordy lll November 18, 2020

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars
by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022
