Zoidberg

After having sex the male runs around the house naked doing the "Zoidberg" (Scuttling around like a crab clamping your hands going "WHOOP WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB!" at the top of his lungs) as seen in Futurama. All to simulate his dominance of sexual activity. He probably came inside her too...

Guy 1 "Man did you see Daryck Zoidberg last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a lucky guy to have her after that"

by Kingofthedivide June 6, 2013

Zoidberg

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

by Joshisthefuckingman May 20, 2008

Zoidberging

When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.

Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her

Man 2: So howd that go?

Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out

Man 2: Damn that sucks

Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.

by Cjgmhnthe1st May 21, 2012

zoidberg

The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....

I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...

by lovelymissy June 15, 2012

Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011

Zoidberging

A person that just rambles about nothing in particular just to hear their voice

Oh god that guy is such a zoidberg he's zoidberging

by Evil genius October 13, 2012

Zoidberging

When her meat curtains flutter whilst in the act of flatulating.

Crack a window shes zoidberging!

by Von Chickenfoot July 17, 2017