A retarded seagul that only eats cul and shit
Wow that zesty seagul just eat my cum
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Yo his girl looked mad zesty in that pic
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nasty-ass canned jalapeno pepper slices

Zesty is commonly found on top of the "nachos" served by concessions stands at sporting events. "Nachos", for the purposes of this definition, is zesty atop edible-plastic "cheese" served from heaters by pushing a yellow button and waiting for the "cheese "food" " to cover the stale chips provided by the company running the concession.

So named due to the prominence of the word "ZESTY!" on the gigantic can from which the archetypal zesty originates. The real brand name of zesty is lost to history, and frankly, is irrelevant.

Emphatic is "zes-tay", or sometimes described by the effects of eating the zesty. See also: explosive diarrhea
Him: Need nachos with zesty!
Me: Regular zesty or two-hands-on-the-toilet-bowl zesty?
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when someone is being rude, OD, out of line, or salty
What are you so zesty for?
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A carbonated beverage or more specifically, Diet Coke.
After being shouted at by Richard Hammond and James May Jeremy Clarkson needed a zesty drink.
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Jeremy Clarkson 's go-to drink for when he is stressed, particularly when shouted at by James May and Richard Hammond .
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