zanpaktou

A very large sword with mystical powers from Japanese mythology.

The "Buster Sword" from the videogame "Final Fantasy XII" and the "Tetsaiga" from the manga series "Inuyasha" have been based on the zanpaktou.

The manga series "Bleach" have also made the zanpaktou an important part of its storyline, with several characters using their own. These zanpaktou differ in size and can be as small as a knife.

by poopguy July 26, 2009

Zapped

1. exhausted

2. alcohol or drug intoxicated

3. killed(usually said of a character in a video game)

Damn, he just got zapped.

by Light Joker April 1, 2005

Zapach

1. Synonymous with "Rolling Dumpster Fire."

2. Incapable of not breaking things.

Jesus man, how much have you drank? You are a total Zapach right now.

Dude, everytime you come over you Zapach everywhere and fuck my shit up. How did you break my storm door?

by Bonica Densch July 7, 2019

Zapp Brannigan

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.

Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.

by dj gs68 September 4, 2003

Zapp

A funk band from Ohio. It is one of the greatest bands ever to walk the Earth and makes the most beautiful music you will ever hear.

Did you hear "Computer Love" by Zapp yet?

by 64impala March 20, 2008

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Zampa

Named after Italian porn actor Remigio Zampa, a zampa is the act of pinching a girls nose while she's giving you head. While doing this, you should yell: "I will kill you with MY cock!" in a cheesy, Italian accent

- I did a zampa on my girlfriend last night

- Was it good?

- Not for her...

by Asger W September 17, 2006