A man whore, or a womanizer that thinks he can get any girl without any issues. He is an asshole, and he is completely full of himself. He thinks he is SOOOO cool, but in reality he's not. A zander usually try's to act tough and talks alot of crap, and doesnt back it up.
by mphsbaby! May 19, 2010
A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.
...So fuck prejudice.
...So fuck prejudice.
Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
by PrincessParanoia666 July 16, 2011
A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.
"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"
"Dude, you're such a zander!"
"Dude, you're such a zander!"
by Novemberfall January 20, 2010
Zander is so funny and easy going.
by ohsnowes December 6, 2017
a guy with a little penis who is usually an asshole 99.9% of the time but can also be very charming .01% and super sweet he is also not too bad looking. He is very athletic, has super pretty eyes. He has lots of freckles on his face. He has a killer 6-pack. Zander is super funny and can always put a smile on your face. He knows how to talk to girls and by that i mean he repeats himself over and over again to different girls and makes them fall in love with him. He will take things way too far. and when he gets a good girl who really likes him he screws himself over and ruins everything between them. Almost sort of like a player.
by chromehp March 6, 2018
BTW ITS ZANDER FROM SKHOOL THE DANK MEME KID IF YOU DONT THICK THIS IS THE ZANDER FROM SKHOOL COME UP TO ME AND SAY THICCMAN69
by THICCMAN6969 June 18, 2018