zalentines day

On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'

by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010

Zalen

Best boyfriend nice don't make him mad good singer and rapper like dancing athletic

Zalen is so good at basketball

by [e-mail] September 12, 2017

Zangler

It's a unit used to measure how many blows a man can take to the balls.

Chuck Norris has infinite zanglers

by masshysteria October 7, 2009

Zailey

A fuckin lit motherfucker who gonna steal yo man. She is mean to people but that makes people love her.

Zailey is the fuckin dope.

by tomanygatoradeflavors September 12, 2017

zaleha

a simple guys.. as u have.. because she is happy go luck.. person

zaleha is my best friend

by szrh January 2, 2017

zayley

zayley is a confident girl. She is very social and gets along with anyone. If you have a zayley in your life you are very lucky. Zayley is very hot, nice tits and a big ass and can get any guy (or girl) to do what ever she wants with the flick of her wrist. Little does she know she has this ability.

Boy: look at her! She's so hot!!!
Girl: I'm not a lesbian but I would date her!

Other boy: yeah! She's a zayley!

by Words_For_Life March 14, 2017

zagger swagger

"When they zig... I zag"
Zagger swagger is an alternative dress sense. It's more than just indie, it's something out of the ordinary.

Mary: "Dude, you've got zagger swagger"
Zac: "Lady Gaga's swagger is so zagger!"

by swagrrr September 30, 2011