Short for "zaggot faggot" this term has nothing to do with homosexuality (and the use of the word faggot is not intended to offend anyone in the gay community). Rather, this term refers to someone who must always consider their Zagat Guide before going out to eat, or drink. What you thought was a casual suggestion to get pizza turns into an ordeal as they furiously scan the pages searching for the place with the perfect menu, atmosphere, location, and price. While out, they will also check the entrance to a restaurant for the little "Zagat-rated" sticker demarcating the location as somewhere acceptable to eat. It is not unusual that you will be with a zag-fag who will refuse to go into a food establishment that is without this sticker, even though you or they may be very, very hungry. In exact opposition to what the Zagat guide was intended for, these people can make dining an excruciating experience.
Al: "We have been wandering through this barren wasteland for three days without food and barely any water. Oh my god, look over there, a pizza place!"
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"
or
Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"
Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"
or
Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"
Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*
by P adre Pivo June 2, 2009
American Style Alcoholic beverage: Cranberry Grape , Vodka, Splash of Sprite, 6 Ice cubes Created in Corvallis Oregon.
European version Alcoholic beverage: Minus the Grape.
European version Alcoholic beverage: Minus the Grape.
Give me a Zig Zag!
by They Call me Zig Zag January 4, 2010
by Vroth'Aari May 6, 2010
by Korinne January 16, 2007
crappy rolling papers, for the following reasons:
1) tiny
2) waaay thick
3) glue sucks
4) tear really easily
5) burn fast and irregularly
I honestly can't understand how this can be the standard rolling paper in the US (as seen in popular culture and 4 months I lived in Tahoe)... get some OCB or at least Smoking
1) tiny
2) waaay thick
3) glue sucks
4) tear really easily
5) burn fast and irregularly
I honestly can't understand how this can be the standard rolling paper in the US (as seen in popular culture and 4 months I lived in Tahoe)... get some OCB or at least Smoking
Stoner #1: Dude, I just paid 70 bucks for an 8th of Blueberry, let's roll a joint with these zig zags...
Stoner #2: Nah those suck, let's reuse some old toilet paper instead
Stoner #1: You're right, that'll burn better and at least then there's a reason for it to taste like shit
Stoner #2: Nah those suck, let's reuse some old toilet paper instead
Stoner #1: You're right, that'll burn better and at least then there's a reason for it to taste like shit
by Dr420 February 1, 2007
by mr lbi November 18, 2010
The process at which you and a close friend push your anuses together and one of you shit into the other persons asshole and they shit it back into your asshole
by Quziey April 8, 2017