zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

He got The zoomies

When a man bust quick

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies

by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024

zoomies

Refers to when cats/dogs/ppl with adhd get a sudden burst of energy and feel the need to do laps around the room/roll around on the floor frantically

Milo had the zoomies but now he’s all tuckered out.

by urnansellsbathwater April 11, 2023

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.

Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."

by shane hates cops July 31, 2021