Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020

zoomies

when a dog gets a sudden and seemingly random burst of energy

“She’s got the zoomies!”

by thedogs May 3, 2021

zoomy

Zoomy: noun - reputable looking shirt that you can quickly throw on before the start of a video conference.

Usage: Just got my zoomy on in time for the customer call - bonus that it had the company logo on it.

by fh2020 April 28, 2020

zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.

Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."

by shane hates cops July 31, 2021

ZOOMI

Zoomi is Big Fan of Zoo NTR🐖 & Cunny Fox🦊

He Always Say "Untadhi Unatdhi Breakeven Endhuku Undadhu"

Zoomi 😳

by Jaagu January 31, 2021