by hahahaurdumb April 15, 2009
by TheParty Brigade March 13, 2008
A particularly awful cobblestone mess. Incredibly ugly and a total eyesore. Designer is vertically challenged and usually blind
by Js785 July 25, 2022
This person is very smart and always has a someone to look after (parent) um also kind and honest. They will always help you.
by fatimushka November 24, 2021
Zephyr Job. A more expensive and relaxing version of BJ (blow job). Zephyr is a gentle breeze rather than a blow so instead of constant sucking, a Zephyr job goes back and forth between sucking and gently blowing on the head of the penis allowing the receiver of the BJ to also last longer hence the price jump.
Sorry I'm late, my routine daily BJ was a ZJ today so that messed up my schedule and please don't ask me what a ZJ is because if you don't know, you can't afford it.
by Danny Krim August 09, 2022
Friend 1: Please fuck me!
Friend 2 turns Friend 1 upside down and puts dick in mouth
Friend 2: Give me a ZJ right now
Friend 2 touches Friend 1s tonsil with their dick
Friend 2 turns Friend 1 upside down and puts dick in mouth
Friend 2: Give me a ZJ right now
Friend 2 touches Friend 1s tonsil with their dick
by Nicksqug July 09, 2021