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Zing

Verb, to point out a diss in an unusually obnoxious and uncalled for manner. There are many ways to present the zing, the most common where you flick your fingers outward in the direction of the person being zinged, and shouting ZING. Other specialty zings include the sniper zing and the predator missile zing.
Liam: Wow these bio notes are way too hard.
Ben: Maybe that's cuz ur stupid and a scrub. ZING.
by ohheythere23759820 November 26, 2010
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Zing

An exclamation often provided after a joke when it becomes clear that the initial goals of the joke failed.
My men tell me that your boy screamed like a whore, as they ravaged him -- again, and again. And your wife, squealed like a boy as they nailed her to the cross.

Zing!
by CheesusHCrust January 4, 2012
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zing

Term white people use to sound cool (i.e., even more white) after an insult.
Asian Kid (to White Kid 1): You are cracker.
White Kid 2 (standing next to White Kid 1): ZING!
Asian Kid (to all White People in general): Could you stop being so f*cking white for a f*cking second?"
by miestah July 29, 2008
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zing

a form of verbal taunting, usually associated with extreme embarassment on the targets behalf. Popular phrases succeeding the insult include "HYYYOO" and "OWNED!"
zing - That was a very hearty zing.

Zung - past tense of zing. "You have been zung." "I would not like to get zung again."

Zinging - present tense of zing. "I am zinging you. Isn't this embarrassing?"
by Anonymous March 2, 2003
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zing

The most retarded word ever man invented.
<man> ZING!
<Gods> Why did I bother to create a human being like you? It beyonds me.
by Retardproof January 30, 2004
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zing zing zoom

its what Big H does
"jump in my gt zing zing zoom
see me on tv real real soon
nuff mc's wanna copy my tune
dont wanna see me blow too late,boom
by Bushmonster November 21, 2011
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zing

If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)

Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)

Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
by lawrencejames December 14, 2008
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