Yu gi oh

Story of a weak kid with no friends or parents who overcompensates with an absurd hairstyle. After being bullied, his mind eventually snaps and he develops a split personality with sadistic tendencies and satanic powers. He then goes on a sociopathic rampage of challenging antagonists to games wherein he first rapes his opponents mind by encouraging them to cheat. He then uses this transgression as justification to inflict his satanic powers and "crush" his opponents mind by giving them crippling insecurity, turning them into a mindless vegetable or driving them insane with horrific hallucinations. Alternatively, he may simply choose to drop them off a roof or burn them alive.

Antagonist: Nice hair faggot, I'm going to make you my bitch!
Yugi: Fine, but first you have to beat me in a game which has a lot of potential for cheating...
Antagonist: OK faggot, why not?
Yugi: It's game time!
*Plays Yu gi oh, antagonist cheats*
Yugi: Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that this is a punishment game and if you cheat I'll wreck your brain and leave you a dribbling, twitching mess!
Antagonist: Wait, what? That's not fair!
Yugi: Well, neither is cheating! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Antagonist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: Mind crush!

by Ultrariz May 18, 2016

Yu-Gi-Oh!

A game where two or more people face-off in a match, consisting of three duels. Poor people with no friends may say that this game is:
1.Gay
2.Waste of time(ur a waste of time you poor child)
3.Retarded
4.waste of money(HA! My ass you poor loser!Yeah its a huge waste of money when you can sell them for 10000000000X the price in which you bought them at!)

Also, i will pwn ANYONE who tries to defy me in this game!

Poor Person : OMG! WTF!?!?! HEY EVERYBODY, THESE GUYS ARE PLAYING Yu-GAAAAAAAAY-Oh! !! BWAHAHAHA! Yu-Gi-Oh!

Player 1: HAHA! STFU loser, you have no friends because you cant bathe cause ur mom forgot to pay the water bill before she went to jail !! BWAHAHAH

Player 2: Dood, LOL, PWNAGE!

Poor person: HEY STFU, ILL BEAT UR ASS!!

Player 1: HAHAHA! THE ONLY THING YOU BEAT IS UR TINY WANKER!! LMAO!!

Poor Person: OMG! STFU! *runs and cries because has no life and everyone hates me*

by ur dad... April 24, 2006

yu-gi-oh

This game is the worst game I have ever seen. This game requires so little strategy it shouldn't even be considered. This game is basically the richest person wins 'cause he can afford the best cards.If you players want a game that requires alot of strategy go for magic:thegathering. Search it up here. It has much better definitions than yu-gi-oh.
Oh yeah and it's a game that feeds off rich bastards who have nothing else to do.$8 Australian for 9 cards! come on! If any of you guys play any other card game you should know that is a rediculous price to pay for boosters.

Person one: I have $100. I can get...um....I think 3 boosters.

by Slayerz December 13, 2004

Yu-Gi-Oh!

A gay card game that involves killing people with cards. A pure bad thing.

Yu-gi-oh is the source of all evil.

by tyueyhje5rt5yhqrhe June 18, 2003

Yu-Gi-Oh!

When you pull out, just as you reach climax and scream Yu-Gi-Oh! as you ejaculate all over your partner's face.

Awwww man, I gave Tracy a wicked Yu-Gi-Oh! last night!

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009

Yu-Gi-Oh!

The newest sensation from Japan among young people and shut-ins aged 10 and up.
See also yu-gi-oh, yu gi oh

"Let us play Yu-Gi-Oh! I will destroy you with my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon!"

by Devil August 21, 2003

yu-gi-oh

The most utterly buttfucking terrifying cartoon I have ever seen. Based on yet-another-monster-battling card game, features a disturbing little anime boy with creepy eyes, starfish hair and a baritone voice.

What is Cartoon Network thinking by airing Yu-gi-oh?

by tengu shoes November 10, 2004