Youon

Jeez man, you forget a space? Come on, it's just one more press! You got this! :D

Bob: "Janet why are youon top of my books?"
Janet: "...Did you just say 'you on' really quickly?"
Bob: "No I just forgot a space"
Janet: "Bob, what the hell"

by CyberCeara June 2, 2023

You Won't

Whenever someone says they'll do something, someone else comes back with "You won't!" It's almost like a dare. If the person does said thing, the "You won't"-er usually comes back with something like "OK, so maybe you will."
Commonly used by the surf-bum kids who pioneered such gems of slang like "Dude" and "Sweet".

Person1: Man, every time my math teacher gives me homework, I want to pull a Columbine on her!

Person2: You won't!

(Person1 does. Person2 is arrested as an accessory.)

~OR~

Chemistry Teacher: Now, Hydrogen gas explodes very easily. I could show you a demonstration, but I don't have time.

Pyromaniac Class: You won't! You won't!

Chemistry Teacher: Well, I GUESS we could squeeze it in...

Class: Yay!!!

by JillieManicotti February 18, 2004

youwontshoott

youwontshoott is very funny, hot, smexy, fruity and cool person on tiktok. their name is ray, which proves the point that he's hot asf, if u search for name ray definition is that ppl w name ray are very hot. no one will every be better then youwontshoott ( ray ) bc he's such a buakah 🤤‼️ ( especially ewin, they're never gonna be better then ray, bc ray cool asf and hot and ewin not 😕‼️👎🏼 )

youwontshoott is the coolest, hottest, funniest and amazingest

by depressedgachauwuboi March 8, 2021

youwontshoot666

aiberfan aka Laur who is very loyal to her alpha. So cool and hot i think i’m gonna make out with them. Goofy asf and you can’t take her anywhere. #girlboss

“Omg wheres youwontshoot666”
“Probably busy being hot asf”

by UMMMNOREKYDS?? April 22, 2021

You won’t

Used to date someone into doing something using reverse psychology. If someone says you won’t; you, by law of Jahseh, have to commit the action.

Friend: Hey Joe, shove Yura off the cliff

Joe: Noo, I can’t!

Yura: You won’t

*Joe shoves Yura off of the cliff*

by rushman20 October 28, 2019

youronlineluv

a narcissist, sexy, sad, discord kitten 😈😈😈

i love youronlineluv on tiktok!
i don’t

kys

by fartsnuggle81010 May 29, 2021

youronlybeloved

Youronlybeloved is a tiktoker with over 3k followers and theyre really cool

The tiktoker youronlybeloved is a really cool one! :)

by youronlybeloved September 4, 2021