yoghurt rocket

A term for the projectile like form of the penis and the yoghurt like semen that is squirted from it at the point of orgasm.

As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.

by gogggg January 28, 2006

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just put Yoghurt In The Pocket'
'Ah Fuk!'

by Josh Billabong January 11, 2009

Yoghurt Pot

This is when you cum inside your own, or someone else's belly button, then stick a lid (such as sello-tape or cling film) to hold the substance in place.

Guy 1:My belly button is itchy.

Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot

Guy 1: Man thats sick!!

Guy 2:LOLOLOL

by Da Fizzle Shizzle August 7, 2009

yoghurt weaver

someone who makes yoghurt and weaves baskets.
also pacifistic pikey
tends to dwell in Totnes

typical statement: do you want to see my bag of information?

by gavin September 14, 2003

yoghurt top

a yoghurt top is the creation or brian from bb8 . it mean idiot . youghurt top could mean that someone who is a yoghurt top has a mind that is abit 'soft' or runny , which would mean they are abit stupid , although it has no link to people who actually have mushy brain , it is more of just an expression . this is the best explanation of this word as its creation , meaning and come-abouts are all that of bb8's brian

your a right yoghurt top !

by phycadelia August 17, 2007

Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

Yoghurt Sniffing

In a similar fashion to Yoghurt Weaving, a person described to be a Yoghurt Sniffer is someone who enjoys the finer, more expensive things in life. They generally have three Bentleys parked on the driveway and a getaway villa in Portugal. Most likely coined as they can often be seen in Waitrose sniffing the Skyr.

Person 1: "Aw man, I can't believe I have to work for these yoghurt sniffing weirdos. They won't touch a vegetable unless it's organic"

Person 1: "don't you just love Kensington?"
Person 2: "yes, stick your head out the window and smell the yoghurt"

by bigmdog420 August 11, 2021