Dropped Yoghurt

the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation

"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so good - we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt."
"Dude... weak."

"What's that stain on your trousers?"
"Dropped Yoghurt"

by ewanio August 16, 2007

man yoghurt

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!

by Entropia December 14, 2008

Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004

1,2,3 Yoghurt

1,2,3 Yoghurt is a definition of Premature Ejaculation which effects one in 3 men, Altho commonly thought to be highly embarasing 1,2,3 Yoghurt has bought a sense of comedy to the failure to pleasure the woman for the required time.

Dave - "I saw you leave with that girl last night..Talk"

Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"

Dave - "You Drain it?"

Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "

Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"

by Oh Gav! April 27, 2009

yoghurt weaver

basically a hippie liberal douche.

Yeah, He's a proper Yoghurt Weaver

by Pey Bong September 29, 2010

yoghurt slinger

A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back.

Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!

by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

Emo yoghurt

An emo yoghurt is what one eats when one is rather depressed and caked with lashings of eyeliner. Dramatic pauses are very common when eating this particular species of yoghurt.

"Oh man, I've had such a bad day. I'll go see if there's any emo yoghurts in the fridge..."

by Rachael loves Brian Cox. December 2, 2011