yo momma

basically used as a silly answer to a question u don't know the answer to. usually used to crack a joke despite the fact it might make no sense!

guy 1:"dude, ur small!"
guy 2:"yo momma's small!"

by jenn December 27, 2004

yo momma

normally the beginning of a derogatory joke for people’s mother.

“dang jack, yo momma so ugly her reflection said “i quit””

by halfAlienSus October 24, 2019

yo momma

Phillip "Au Bon Pain" says this when he refers to something political.

"Who won the Iowa caucus?"
"Yo momma."

by AU BON PAIN January 11, 2008

Yo Momma

The whore that made you!!!

Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!

by M. King January 12, 2009

yo momma

Girl i fucked last night

by Trogdor August 8, 2003

yo momma

A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone

Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there?

Zack: Yo momma!

Brandon: LAME!!

by AHHHH!!! June 29, 2011

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003